Chappaqua

By Jonathan Webber

        I ordered a cheap chicken dish; my date from Burley, Idaho, had a  
bowl of creamed celery soup. We asked for caviar just for fun and the waiter  
said, ''You have to order a meal.'' The bill was already thirty-five dollars 
we should have expected that in the Eduardian Room of the Plaza Hotel.  
Just before dinner, we had taken a ride around Central Park on a  
horse-drawn carriage. The coachman let the Clydesdale's hooves slosh  
around in wet December snow for a few extra minutes, and he received  
more money for a tip than we had paid for a round-trip ticket in and out  
of Grand Central Station from Chappaqua, New York. When we were  
younger, we just looked, window-shopped, and admired from a distance;  
now we had to take it all in before leaving the East
        Even before we could legally drive, we could walk to the train station  
and take the nonpeak express train into the city for only $2.35 round-trip.  
We would ask our mothers for a ride when it was cold. But often we would  
stay home; to the left of our house was the sleigh riding hill. I broke my  
leg there showing off at my brother's birthday party. On the other side  
of the house was the basketball standard. We would shovel the snow off  
the driveway and hope that the ball wouldn't bounce into the stream in  
the front yard and freeze . It made it harder to make free throws
        We knew winter was over when we could take off our shoes and walk  
in the freezing water of our stream. In spring and summer we could catch  
frogs in it. The stream made a great border for all our baseball, football,  
and lacrosse games, except when the ball got wet or lost in the woods  
towards the south end zone. The front yard shrank as we got older. When  
we broke windows, we got the cul-de-sac to play in. The ball would still  
end up in the stream, so then my dad would take us to the harmless high  
school fields to play
        Chappaqua was always like that. The adults wanted it peaceful and  
serene and constant to contrast with their eleven-hour day in the city. And  
the parents could afford whatever they wanted. Maybe I should say the  
companies they worked for could afford it, but thinking about it, the  
companies worked for our parents. They owned or operated Union Carbide,  
Sperry Ram, IBM, Head, Olin, Rachile, Tyrolia, HBO, Eastman Kodak,  
Reader's Digest, and Time-Life Inc. That was just my graduating class
        We said good-bye to our classmates in our New York City style. The  
graduation party started at 2:00 in the afternoon. We got on Greyhounds  
and went down to the piers where our ferry took us to Fire Island on the  
tip of Long Island to Le Dock, an exclusive restaurant we had rented. There  
were two choices, steak or lobster, but most of us were either too full from  
the fresh shrimp, clam, and oyster bar or too drunk. Later that night, our  
ferry took us to the west side of Manhattan Island and up the Hudson  
river to where another ferry was waiting with the Sugar Hill Gang. They  
rapped and reggaed until 2:30 a.m., and most of us didn't even notice  
the George Washington Bridge or the Manhattan skyline. Mr. Giraldi could  
afford parties like that; his advertising agency had just come up with the  
slogan, "Tastes great, less filling." By 4:00 in the morning, we were back  
in our quiet Chappaqua beds, away from the lights and the noise and  
the traffic .  
        The city offered an endless fantasy . We didn't work or live thereWe only used it when it was convenient. There were crowded New Year's  
Eve parties at Times Square, and 4th of July fireworks we could see from  
the sixth hole on the Whippoorwhill Golf Course-walking distance from  
our house. It was on much higher ground than the Mt. Kisco Country  
Club course or the Seven Bridges course. This made it possible to see the  
fireworks twenty miles away. There were the Bicentennial celebration and  
the Centennial of the Statue of Liberty and the 1980 Winter Olympicswhen our hockey team beat the Soviets. We were there-everyone wasSometimes it was better on TV in comfortable, unchanging Chappaqua.  
        What was hard about leaving New York was not being able to attend  
all the events waiting for us. We could see the Yankees in the World Series  
and buy a hot pretzel and a cold hot dog at the stadium and then watch  
the next game on ABC Sports. We could see Chicago, Marshal Tucker,  
Boston, or James Taylor in concert at Central Park for $2.50 and listen to  
the album later in quiet Chappaqua. I had the chance to watch Pele score  
for the Cosmos and Wilt Chamberlain put in 100 points against the KnicksWe could see the Giants or the Generals, not to mention the Mets, Jets,  
and Nets. We would stand in line at noon at the big red TCKTS sign at  
Duffey Square and get Broadway tickets for half price or less for that night's  
performance. If it was too expensive, we could go off Broadway, or down  
to Greenwich village, or to the Hard Rock Cafe, or to Rockefeller Center,  
or Lincoln Square, or the Museum of Natural History and Modern Art        While packing for Provo, I realized we had seen more than the average  
tourist. We could get up thirty-four floors, almost one-third of the way  
to the top of the Empire State Building, without paying. We weren't  
tourists waiting in line for the 112-story Twin Towers speed elevators. We  
wanted the pizza and the cheap egg rolls from the street vendors. We would  
try on $9,000 sequin jackets at Gucci's and compare them to other shops  
on Fifth Avenue: Valentino's, or Bergdorf Goodman, or Fortunof, or  
Giorgio Armani, or Sax Fifth Avenue. Then we would finally buy a bagel  
for a quarter. The Staten Island Ferry is still a quarter also; it has been  
for forty years. We watched the man with an orange afro and a test tube  
with some dice in it hanging in his ear. These things we could own--and  
the flowers sold on 28th Street and Sixth Avenue. We owned the clowns  
and jugglers in Central Park and the mimes in Washington Square Park,  
surrounded by NYU
        We owned it all from peaceful Chappaqua. The church was smallbut important; we didn't know why we should come to BYU if there were  
215 girls working as mother's helpers in a three-ward radius. The coast was  
ten minutes away, and the crowded, dirty beaches were ours. It was five  
miles to the Connecticut line and its New England shopping malls. It was  
forty minutes to the first ski slope and less than two hours to Vermont  
and the best snow in the East. It was two-and-a-half hours to Philadelphia  
or Albany. It was five hours to Boston or Washington D.C. It was forty-two  
hours to Provo.